Iron Pig - Software Consultant in London | Build, Fix & Lead

What I do: Software, teams & operations How I work: Find the problem. Fix it. Move on.
Build
I write code. Products, tools, internal systems.
Full stack, start to finish.
Frontend, backend, infrastructure, the lot.
Fix
Slow teams, broken processes, tech that's holding you back.
I find the bottleneck and sort it out.
Lead
I embed with your team. Set direction, unblock people, ship the thing.
Hands-on leadership, not meetings about meetings.
I've done the startup grind and the enterprise slog. I know which fixes actually matter.

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SIX
Invitation-only network matching operator-investors with founders
AI matching on Amazon Bedrock, multi-region AWS, built for Vecto Ventures
Launching soon
Merlin · Neo
Guest entitlement and membership architecture for Merlin Entertainments
Event-sourced, bi-temporal ledger on Azure, Cosmos DB and Terraform
Throughline
Founder diagnostic: an AI interview, scored pipelines, a playbook per blocker
Private demo, available on request
What Is This Mark?
Identify watch markings, serial numbers & case-back codes
Photo analysis of markings across 13+ brands
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Visa Requirements
Free visa application tools & requirement guides
Cover letters, trip planners & sponsor letters for 9+ countries
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Foam Finders
Find your perfect pint of the black stuff
Rate and discover the best Guinness near you
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Thames Paddle Planner
Tide-aware paddle planning for kayaking & SUP on the Thames
Live tide windows, 7-day forecasts & 12 launch points
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Real projects, built and shipped.

EMAIL hello@iron-pig.com
LOCATION London
About Me
I'm Noel Kriegler, a software consultant based in London. I build things, fix things, and lead teams through the hard parts. I've shipped products from scratch, turned around struggling teams, and streamlined operations at companies that had outgrown their processes.
Writing
I've been helping developers grow for years. Excelling as a junior dev from day one (OfferZen, 2019)
My Approach
I work out what's actually going wrong, then I fix it. No decks, no discovery phases that last longer than the actual work. You get someone who can write the code, make the calls, and get it done.